三字經的英文版

三字經，英文版，不粗俗，夠直接，呵呵笑

以前念書時，三字經總有雙層意義，積極正面的意思（易解再次點擊閱讀），以及隱射不良的事務。



三字經是老祖宗留給我們的智慧結晶（漫畫圖像更能增添我們的吸收度），可是來到今日21世紀強調篡改、加工、賦予新生命、新氣息的創意革新年代，三字經偶爾也等同于粗口的代名詞，太不應該了。





看看以下這英文版的《三字經》，會否另有所思所得呢？！還有新版三字經哦！

人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.


昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous
有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ：All his five son took it
名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 ：If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過 ：It is all your fault.
教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 ：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學 ：You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake
幼不學 ：If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged





玉不琢 ：If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 ：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學 ：If you don't learn sex,
不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness